STEALIN' WITH A CART PEN!

Yo, lemme break it down for ya. Ain't nothin' better than hittin' the shelves with a wheeled contraption pen. This ain't your mama's stationery set, this is a tool. We talkin' 'bout swipin' those labels right off the goods. Then you just scoot on out with your loot, fast as a gazelle. Ain't no store security officer gonna stop ya when you got this